November 4, 2012

Haters Gonna Love

Guys I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, a tip, a how-to of sorts. Now this is a tutorial that anyone who uses social media will really benefit from. This is the art of posting ultra flattering pictures of yourself without appearing vain and self absorbed. (An icky sticky trait you never want to appear to have.)

Heres the trick. You need to get yourself a baby prop. A real live adorable, innocent,  baby. Trust me, you throw a baby into a picture and the people will swoon. Eliminates any potential haters, because what kind of low life can hate on an innocent baby? It'll melt any monster. And when you pretend the focus isn't on you people can feel free to give you the compliments you so desire. Comments and double taps for days.

Don't have a baby of your own? No excuses, get out there and get yourself (or your lady) pregnant.

Here are some fine examples of my family and I really mastering the baby-prop photo. (Extra cuteness points for including a precious sleeping baby.)


  1. You are HILARIOUS. Seriously, that cracks me up. Maybe I'll go take some model shots & photoshop Logan in them:)

    1. Thanks Brianne!!! Hahaha. I think that's a great idea.

    2. Thanks Brianne!!! Hahaha. I think that's a great idea.

  2. I would like to ask if I could borrow your baby for a photo shoot. Thanks!

  3. Oh no that picture of Brandon is killing me!!