April 25, 2013
April 15, 2013
April 10, 2013
What's it called again when you lack motivation to do things you normally enjoy, feel hopeless, and want to stay in bed all day?
Oh yes, winter. :)
That is precisely why I couldn't be happier that it's over. (Even though it snowed yesterday). I honestly feel like a new person.
Hurray for spring, choosing to shove away negative thoughts, and conquering today.
And an even bigger hurray for my boo, vitamin d. A.K.A. the sun.
April 7, 2013
People who leave me voicemails instead of texting me: why do you hate me so much?
*With the exception of people who sing/rap me their message. Obviously you guys love me, and I love you back.
Don't hate me, I'm phonophobic. It's doctor diagnosed. Or not, but whatever.
April 6, 2013
Sometimes I wish I was a celebrity so that when I got bored all I'd have to do is walk out of the house without my wedding ring on and the paparazzi would be like:
"Laurel, is your marriage on the rocks!?",
"Did Brandon leave you for another woman?",
"Who are you wearing?" (How insensitive of them to ask me something so shallow at time like that. Right? Ugh...Those paps...)
And I'd be like "I'm not saying a word until someone brings me a crunch wrap supreme and a diet coke." And then they'd make a run for the border for me and we'd have a nice conversation over 4th meal.
That'd be the life.
April 2, 2013
Thanks for the reality check friendly gentleman.
Am I the only one that hates the "m" word?